And here is the current second page:

Obviously there can only be one First Page of the Internet. But there has been understandably massive public demand for a chance to become the second page of the internet! After all, imagine what it can do for your search engine placement and Pagerank!
The current Second Page of the Internet!
(Submitted: July 03, 2010)
...and some recently relegated second pages of the internet:
Free download digital picture data recovery software that retrieves back lost digital pictures from all digital storage devices.
Easy to use Memory card data recovery software offers easy restoration of files and folders from all major brands of memory card.
Website delivers USB thumb drive data retrieval tool to completely scan and recover lost or deleted pen drive data.
Company provides specialized and dedicated freeware USB digital media recovery tool that allows user to have efficient and accurate data recovery at an affordable and economical price.
Offer Barcode label maker software generates professional barcode labels with more than 30 different standard fonts.
Most versatile barcode sticker maker creates high resolution and best quality barcode labels for product price tags and stickers.
Keylogger is password protected application so any unauthorized or external users are unable to detect the key logger installation.
Specializing in regaining of emptied files from the recycle bin folder or deleted by Shift + Del key.
WE STOCK THE LARGEST DISPLAY OF PHILLIPS TV IN STORE IN THE UK
Your nomination for the
SECOND PAGE OF THE INTERNET!
Simply fill in the details below, press Submit and your site of choice will become the Second page of the Internet!
There's no catch! Except that someone else can very easily submit their own site right after you, so your site could quickly be shunted down the list. But that's life in this dog-eat-dog world!
Oh yes, you only get ONE CHANCE to submit a site, after that you will not be able to do so again for around a week. So choose wisely! And no spam, porn or other objectionable material. I still have the final say.
That's it, there's nothing else. Begone!!